Chatabix

Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, joe’s tactics for getting more holiday days at his old job and what it means to be a sociopath. Then, after wondering why they bother podding when ill, Joe challenges David to make the episode a double bubble. So they plough on with the chat - part tw...

TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It’s proper 70’s Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so settle back and find out just how good a match as a couple our Chatabix hosts are. Plus, there’s some chat about the cricket in Sri Lanka, things get a bit ‘punky’, Joe discusses catering on The Traitors and we even get a few TV recommendations too. FOR...

It's a classic archive episode this week - Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he’s broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off Menu, getting Ed Sheeran on, chart positions and why they should get a producer. Joe & David start bickering again. Ed leaves. First posted sometime in 2022, exact date now lost to posterity. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBS...

Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David’s old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a Norwegian cigarette quip, a Joe look-a-like (followed by even more digressions) and a litter vigilante video. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix...

It’s the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe’s 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday’s show, David and Joe discuss some of their insecurities about the pod, wonder why they’re getting fewer abusive comments, almost tell a new anecdote and finally realise why people continue listening to all this drivel. Then in an expositive finale, David reads some old tax...

It’s Joe’s birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it’s not what they’d originally planned but with lots to discuss about turning 51, David insists that they do. Amongst other topics, they chat about the Winter Olympics, Chatabix’s purple patch, getting closer to death, feeling irrelevant, appropriate jobs for old people and starting a birthday card bus...

Well, it’s the last of our trilogy of episodes discussing David’s recent work trips to London. And it’s turned out to be a right roller coster of emotions as this morning he’s feeling very upbeat about the city and making the most of being there. So much so that yesterday afternoon he took the opportunity to visit his agent, killed time by looking into lots of restaurant windows and almost treated...

In today’s blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk about the time Joe was trapped, David's old songs, Joe's wife makes an entrance and the optician calls David. First posted on 13th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix...

This week’s emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a long list of dad jokes. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram T ikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After yesterday’s recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a very eventful train journey there, including an encounter with a 60 year old weed-smoker, he and Joe are keen to pick up on their conversation about his awkwardness with leaving home and having to spend time in a big city. It’s his London adventures par...

David’s doing a few days work a week in London at the moment, so he use today’s episode to tell Joe how it’s been going. As it involves leaving his comfort zone (in more ways than one), each week the trip starts off with an anxious train journey from Totness to Paddington station. And his feelings of awkwardness continue throughout the two days, all the way up to the relief-filled train ride home....

David’s been watching a lot of The 1% Club recently and has noticed how much the show relies on the brilliant quipping from its host, Lee Mack. Knowing Joe’s considerable mastery of impromptu quips, David’s thought of a great game that they can play on today’s pod. That’s if Joe can keep quiet for long enough for David to explain it to him - don’t hold your breath… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW...

In this old show, David and Joe put a bet on a horse and talk about Joe Davis. First posted on: 29th October 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s Mailbag show starts off normal enough - but then David reads a confusing quipping email from their Cockfields co-star, Ben Rufus Green. So they get in touch with him to see if he’s up for explaining things and luckily he's free to join them on Zoom straight away. So they get a full explanation of his quip and then do some reminiscing about filming The Cockfields and working with the la...

The other day, Joe found himself stood up in a cafe in London chatting with three other celebrities - which made him feel very self-conscious indeed. So obviously he and David use today’s episode to dissect the whole incident and analyse Joe’s awkward feelings about it. Amongst other revelations, it turns out Joe felt like ‘that Primrose Hill lot in the 90’s’ - who he was a little jealous of at th...

Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It’s a term used for couples who look like each other and he’s wondering if there any other new phrases that the listeners could tell them about. And also if they invent any with partners to describe a particular idiosyncrasy. David’s not convinced that but asks Chat GPT to c...

On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dealing badly with compliments and have another long discussion about how uncomfortable they are with showing off. Then, following our Instagram clip of Joe’s ‘old lady on a train doing coke’ story, they analyse some of the comments about it and Joe get...

It’s Monday - so it must be archive episode time! And in this one, we chatted about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the charts, and Joe took an IQ test. First posted on: 8th June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: h ttps://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www....

For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a brilliant baked bean flick, two Australian brothers, a amazing discovery with some door keys, a golfing success story and a suggestion for Joe’s OIAM gameshow idea. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/...

First up, there’s chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two farting dogs on a train. Then they start discussing which comedians they were intimidated by when first doing stand up - and then quickly realise the idea could be made into a great game. So they find a list of names on a comedy website and the quizzing...

Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it’s a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, walking in London, repeating ourselves on the pod, a slow start to the new series, how best to adjust your pants in public, uncomfortable moments with cab drivers, Joe’s mysterious phone message, looking really old to younger people, David’s strange wa...

David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by rattling through some quick-fire questions, before David casually mentions a picture of a boy he kissed at school when he was eight. Or more like, they touched tongues. Either way, Joe obviously wants to know everything about David’s revelat...

It’s another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk about acting, After Life and how Kerry was a camel for the whole term at Drama School. Kerry also gives David some therapy and tells them what she gets up to when not working. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www...

In today’s Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David’s Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe’s ‘Helen’ DeGeneres slip-up, work nicknames, the insanity of house snooping, a few quips and a sexual activity tracking App. What a way to end the week - happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@...

It’s a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe’s house in a newspaper recently, David daydreams about more lovely homes in Bath, they both wonder how on earth people manage to afford multi-million pound houses, they plot to get Right Move to sponsor the pod and David explains how he ended up buying a pair of Chatabiscuit’s shoe...