Butter No Parsnips

Travel back in time with Kyle and Emily to confront medieval baby-faced adults and adult-faced babies, grapple with the existence of Renaissance brand identities, and examine the worst ways to organize a dictionary (hint: anything not alphabetical). Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyle Imperatore, and Emi...

This week, Emily presents Kyle’s dream episode--in which he tells us about his pasta-related roots, learns about something called “Arp,” and talks about the gagadoodoononsense play King Ubu . Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyle Imperatore, and Emily Moyers

Follow along with Kyle and Emily as Herr Wurzner gives a first-hand account of his in credible life, Mrs. Adolf Doubtfire appears to ruin your day, and America’s problem with pinup girls is put on trial in the Supreme Court. Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyle Imperatore, and Emily Moyers

Emily and Kyle delve into the extensive lore of the vampire Count Scrofula, 16th century pitchman Bilius Mays hawks his exclusive Angel Coins, and the Bills of Mortality are both too specific and too vague. Featuring the vocal stylings of Jess Murphy and Seth Gliksman. Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore. Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyl...

Kyle and Emily skippity-doo on a brisk walk with Richard Simmons, plan their English vacation to the village of Westward Ho!, and list their favorite fictional babies that may (or may not) appear in a Dickensian socialist fairy tale. Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyle Imperatore, and Emily Moyers

Emily brings the delightful sounds and swears of a London fish market, reads excerpts from the Grose-est dictionary ever written, and demonstrates why Kyle should never cross the roast-master Adam Gibb. Support us! www.patreon.com/ButterNoParsnips Main theme and accompanying themes by Kyle Imperatore Produced by Seth Gliksman, Kyle Imperatore, and Emily Moyers

Coming soon! A brand new weekly podcast about some pretty old words! Word connoisseurs Kyle Imperatore and Emily Moyers go on an adventure every week trying to stump one another with a very weird word. Journeying through the colorful history of how the word came to be, what it means, and who still uses it, the two delight in the strange characters and bizarre places the words often take them to an...