Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her son and Brooke's handling his customer service complaint even though she can’t handle modulating her voice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps reporting a motorcyclist for noise violations in her neighborhood, so we’re pretending to be the police and telling her we have our best motorcycle psychic on the case! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a  birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his wife after she went to a charity dinner. He didn’t hear anything about the event but we’re about to call and collect the $5,000 she promised us to help get more felons back on the streets!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.