Brooke and Jeffrey

Today's Phone Tap victim just had his bachelor party and things got pretty CRAZY... But his memory is a little fuzzy... Can we convince him he forgot about a CRIME that happened? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: Shades, goggles, sungies, hater blockers, aviators, sucka duckas. Sunglasses go by many names....... but today they’re the topic of the Shock Collar Question of the day. Used as protective eyewear that shields our eyes from the sun, or as a fashion statement, sunglasses didn’t start off that way. In 12th century China, the first sung...

FULL SHOW: Friday, November 26th, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining for weeks about one of the neighbor kids flying a drone by her house. So we’re gonna tell her all about the footage that drone’s been taking of her property! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: During a hot and balmy summer afternoon in 1853, a chef at a restaurant in Saratoga Springs, NY was a bit hot and bothered themself.. Not because of the weather, it turns out a fussy diner kept sending a dish back to the kitchen for not being cooked the way he wanted it. So finally, the chef had enough and overseasoned and overcook...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 25th, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People have been asked to share the PETTIEST THINGS they've ever done to get back at someone... And we've gathered the most ridiculous, but hilarious responses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a "long-lost cousin" and convinces him to go in on a little fool-proof gambling scheme! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sent Jose down to the courthouse to ask the fine citizens hanging around the halls of justice a simple question… “Whatcha Doin’ At The Courthouse?” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners had a terribly embarrassing experience after receiving a professional massage as a gift. The massage went... differently... than he expected and now he feels guilty... And he needs some advice before talking to his fiancee about what happened! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: In the 1880s, businessman LaMarcus Thompson hated that Americans were tempted by hedonistic places like saloons and brothels. So he set out to straighten up one of the most immoral places he could think of: Coney Island in New York. There, he invented something to give New Yorkers some good, clean fun—away from seedier pastimes. It...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, November 24th, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two "internet stars" went HEAD TO HEAD in an argument over somethings so stupid..... So unbelievable.... That we can't help but talk about how ridiculous it is! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Second Date, our listener sent us an email that started with “I hope I didn’t offend him…” Not a great start. We’ll see if she rubbed her date the wrong way and if we can fix her chance at romance! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose poses as an Uber Eats driver and is calling a customer to tell him there's going to be a slight DELAY... ...But he WILL deliver this food, even if his life depends on it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic Tinder dating life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: The only thing worse than having a huge argument with your significant other about something big? How about 50 years of little arguments about something small. Some of the most insignificant issues can be blown way out of proportion when you’re together long enough. A new survey asked couples which annoying conversations come up ov...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, November 23rd, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it normal to keep a box full of your EX'S old things or just plain weird? One listener found something in her closet that is about to change her life forever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.