Brooke and Jeffrey

We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman on the phone today says she actually taught a guy how to drive on their very first date.... But was it too embarrassing that now he's avoiding her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow released her holiday gift guide through her style magazine "GOOP" ....And we're going over some of the most absurd and pretentious gifts on it that you can buy for your loved ones! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for our annual tradition... Gargle Carols! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners made a wrong comment at the wrong time and might have accidentally called her friend’s new baby… ugly. She wants our help picking up the pieces in an all new Textual Healing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman’s TikTok went viral after her boyfriend came back from a bachelor party in Vegas... and admitted something so insane you won't believe it... Plus, there's a new hack for falling asleep in under two minutes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Masked Speaker says her company does an annual Secret Santa gift exchange... and when she drew the name of the one person she can't stand at work, she decided to give him a gift he'd never forget... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we're quizzing Alexis on some famous holiday traditions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After we totally botched a Second Date for a guy a few months ago, he’s back and at this point we’re not sure if he’s trolling us or just likes the punishment. We can't let him down this time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had our annual holiday dinner and everyone on the show has something to talk about from that rambunctious night! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How well does Alexis know the "12 Days of Christmas?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A nickname earned back in college is coming back to haunt one of our listeners, and before it freaks his girlfriend out, he wants our help to break the news in an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.