Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me for a break down of Chapters 2 and 3 of Breaking Dawn, 'Long Night' and 'Big Day', in which Edward has a bloody Bachelor Party, vampire babies are foreshadowed, and Bella and Edward finally get married after a very short engagement... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaki...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 1 of Breaking Dawn, 'Engaged', in which Bella's new car catches the town's eye, Jacob is missing but only Charlie cares, and Renee endorses boiling puppies.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic Fi...

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed. This month, I read The Shards by Bret Easton Ellis and In the Lives of Puppets by T.J. Klune. You can read my full reviews of these good books at www.breakingdownbadbooks.com/reviews and www.goodreads....

Join me for a break down of Netflix's The Next 365 Days, the third film in the 365 Days saga, in which Laura is trying to quiet quit her marriage, Massimo and Nacho are still really hot, and Olga is the undisputed star....  This episode was first released in September 2022 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a...

Join me for a break down of the film This Day, in which we don't know what happened in the tunnel, Massimo has an evil twin, and we meet the wealthiest groundskeeper in all of Italy...  This episode was first released in May 2022 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Bla...

Join me for a recap of the 365 Days film adaptation - in which Massimo has a pre-coma vision, Laura takes a hilarious tumble off of a boat, and Mario becomes a main character...  This episode was first released in August 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka...

Join me as I break down the final chapters of 365 Days, we made it! In Chapter 20, we go wedding dress shopping and learn something very shocking about Domenico and re-learn something about him that we already knew. In Chapter 21, Laura ignores all the medical advice she has been given, and things come to a head after a minor fender bender...  This episode was first released in August 20...

Join me as I break down Chapter 19 of 365 Days, in which we celebrate the wisdom of Olga Angelou, Laura partakes in a scavenger hunt, and we lose all pretence of propriety...  This episode was first released in July 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapin...

Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of 365 Days, in which Massimo does some victim blaming, there's a totally unexpected pregnancy twist, and all that...  This episode was first released in July 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapinska's Polish erotica,...

Join me as I break down Chapter 17 of 365 Days, in which Laura abandons another car in the middle of the street, Massimo wants to have a son and die, and we meet her other ex whom she used to dance with...  This episode was first released in July 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective....

Join me as I break down Chapter 16 of 365 Days, in which Laura and Massimo go on the longest road trip ever, Laura disrespects the wedding RSVP process, and something makes Laura go as pale as Dominika's calves....  This episode was first released in July 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary pers...

Join me as I break down Chapters 14 and 15 of 365 Days, two chapters which I legitimately think were swapped around due to some wild inconsistencies...meanwhile, a doctor is catching a train (literally), Laura hides a key in her panties, and I feel like I'm watching an episode of Mob Wives...  This episode was first released in July 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down...

Join me as I break down Chapter 13 of 365 Days, in which Laura gets an interesting new haircut, Martin spills the tea, and we get the surprise return of a certain character - who could it be?!  This episode was first released in June 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently cov...

Join me for a double episode break down of Chapters 11 and 12 of 365 Days, in which we are given some random italicisation, Laura flees to Poland for reasons that are still TBD, we meet her bestie Olga who is definitely not a hooker, and then Laura gives her parents all the geographical details...  This episode was first released in June 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking...

Join me as I break down Chapter 10 of 365 Days, in which Laura sweeps something under the rug...like literally, she actually sweeps something under the rug and you'll never guess what it is. Meanwhile, there's an Argentinian tango, a driveway replacement, and a crazy ex-girlfriend.  This episode was first released in June 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books'...

Join me as I break down Chapter 9 of 365 Days, in which Laura leaves half cups of milky drinks in the sink before an international holiday, Blanka reveals her homophobia, and we end on the most suspenseful cliffhanger of all time...  This episode was first released in June 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers fr...

Join me as I break down Chapter 8 of 365 Days, in which Laura fell of a ship, hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit... This episode was first released in May 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapinska's Polish erotica, 365 Days, and E.L. James' dreadfully...

Join me as I break down Chapter 7 of 365 Days, in which Laura does a soothing pole routine, is quite frankly offended that you think she's a binge-drinker, and they're in Rome all of a sudden?!  This episode was first released in May 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently cov...

Join me as I break down Chapter 6 of 365 Days, in which Laura and Massimo catch a domestic flight, Beyonce gets a random shout-out, a sex-worker gets no credit for her efforts, and there's clearly no water restrictions in Sicily....  This episode was first released in May 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers fro...

Join me as I break down Chapter 5 of 365 Days, in which Massimo is as hung as a birthday cake candle?  This episode was first released in May 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapinska's Polish erotica, 365 Days, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic Fifty...

Join me as I break down Chapter 4 of 365 Days, in which Laura puts on a Victoria's Secret fashion show for Massimo...  This episode was first released in April 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapinska's Polish erotica, 365 Days, and E.L. James' dreadful...

Join me as I break down Chapter 3 of 365 Days, in which Laura has a lovely tour of the grounds and a lovely post-breakfast nap in the sun, and completely forgets that she's been kidnapped?  This episode was first released in April 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently coveri...

Join me as I break down Chapter 2 of 365 Days, or should I say 363 Days, in which Laura has a secret heart condition and Massimo explains his warped view of consent....  This episode was first released in April 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blanka Lapinska's...

Join me as I break down Chapter 1 of 365 Days, in which Massimo's vision from his coma comes to life, and Laura tells us all about how she loves Nordic Walking but hates Italians...  This episode was first released in April 2021 on www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Blan...

Join me as I break down Chapters 101, 102, 103, 104, 105 and the Epilogue of The Da Vinci Code, in which Langdon finally solves the riddle thanks to a conveniently placed apple tree, Sophie was parent-trapped, and we finally find the Holy Grail maybe... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Dan Brown's historic...