Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me as take a break from New Moon and read some femslash fan fiction, in which Alice and Bella get it on, Edward gets slandered, and everyone is a lesbian... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron at ww...

Join me as I break down Chapters 19 and 20 of New Moon, 'Race' and 'Volterra', in which Alice and Bella board a plane from the early 90's, a security guard now needs change for a $1000 bill, and Bella parkours across Italy to stop Edward from glimmering... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twil...

Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of New Moon, 'The Funeral', in which Jacob crosses the ultimate boundary by answering Bella's phone, Edward jumps to a lethal conclusion, and Bella packs her trackies to go and see her ex-boyfriend.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moo...

Join me as I break down Chapters 16 and 17 of New Moon, 'Paris' and 'Visitor', in which we ponder whether werewolves can swim or if they just doggy paddle, Alice cements herself as the most useless seer ever, and Stephenie Meyer grasps desperately for a Romeo & Juliet allusion... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently cov...

Join me as I break down Chapters 14 and 15 of New Moon, 'Family' and 'Pressure', in which two-faced Emily makes a gigantic batch of eggs, we learn the dangers of salmon spawning season, and Bella thinks it's a good idea to go for a little dip in the ocean... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Tw...

Join me as I break down Chapter 13 of New Moon, 'Killer', in which Bella makes a pre-dawn house call and Jacob is so mad he could spit... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdo...

Join me as I break down Chapter 12 of New Moon, 'Intruder', in which Bella tries to commit murder, Jacob plays charades, and Charlie hates tree-huggers.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron at www.patr...

Join me as I break down Chapter 11 of New Moon, 'Cult', in which Jacob plugs Bella's hole... Jacob also gets a haircut and punches a tree while Bella attempts to gaslight and stalk him - lots going on and yet nothing at all! 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previousl...

Join me as I break down Chapter 10 of New Moon, 'The Meadow', in which everyone's favourite fighting frenchman is back, there's a russet coloured wolf, and Bella flexes her acting chops... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. S...

Join me as I break down Chapter 9 of New Moon, 'Third Wheel', in which Bella tries to convince herself that she's living in the present, she's friend-zoning two boys by taking them both on a date at the same time, and everyone catches a cold... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel,...

Join me as I break down Chapter 7 of New Moon, 'Repetition - in which we discuss leap years, homework and chill, and Sam Uley's pack of meth-busting vigilantes... But wait, I'm also breaking down Chapter 8, 'Adrenaline' - in which Bella experiences multiple head wounds and hears velvet voices (weirdly these two things aren't related), we witness the most leisurely trip to the emergency room ever,...

Join me as I break down Chapter 6 of New Moon, 'Friends' - in which Lauren dreamed a dream of time gone by, we get a rundown on everyone's haircuts, we discuss chromosomal differences and we have a spaghetti party...naw... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously:...

Enjoy this free bonus episode from the Patreon, giving you a sample of my patron-exclusive bonus series breaking down Blanka Lipińska's Polish bestselling erotica, 365 Days (365 Dni). Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to these exclusive bonus episodes - chapter-by-chapter analysis with new episodes out every Friday. Read along with me and let me know your th...

Join me as I break down Chapter 5 of New Moon, 'Cheater' - in which Bella holds up traffic, gets two bikes for the price of none, and Jacob Black is all grown up (though still a teenager)... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey....

Join me as I break down Chapter 4 of New Moon, 'Waking Up' - in which Jessica is a saint, Bella starts hearing voices, and Steph forces a zombie metaphor on us... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron at w...

Join me as I break down Chapter 3 of New Moon, 'The End' - in which Edward takes a deep breath and dumps Bella in the worst way possible, seriously, screw that guy... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron...

Join me as I break down Chapter 2 of New Moon, 'Stitches' - in which Carlisle stitches Bella's wound and Steph stitches the reader up with a boring chunk of backstory... but at least Mike Newton has an OnlyFans now! 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilig...

Join me as I break down the Preface and Chapter 1 of New Moon, 'Party' - in which Bella is pretty sure she's dreaming, Renee and Charlie continue to be the worst, and Bella crashes into Checkhov's crystal plates. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight,...

Announcing Season 3 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with two new bad books to read! Join me on the public feed for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Or, sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for exclusive bonus episodes where I will be breaking down Blanka Lipińska's Polish bestselling erotica, 365 Days (365 Dni). 'Breaking Down Bad...

Join me as I break down the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey - in which the plot still sucks but we get to see Jamie Dornan naked... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering E.L. James' erotic romance Fifty Shades of Grey.  Visit www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks to gain access to exclusive bonus episode...

Announcing Season 2 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with a completely new bad book to read! Join me in 2021 for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of E.L. James' shameless Twilight rip-off, Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at bre...

Join me as I sit down with a Twihard to chat about all things Twilight and why it might not be that bad after all.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@g...

Join me as I break down the Twilight film adaptation, in which they cut out *most* of the dumb stuff... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gmail.com. Visi...

Join me as I break down the epilogue of Twilight, 'An Occassion' - in which Bella is surprised to go to prom on prom night while wearing prom clothes... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDo...

Join me as I break down Chapter 24 of Twilight, 'An Impasse' - in which Bella carries on like a gay about to turn 30... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod...