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Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk through all the exciting things happening at Foursquare, check-in with the New Jersey man using a sonic cannon to try and kill God, and learn all about the incredible folklore of the Kyrgyz Republic. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave...

Andrew, Lucy, and Theo are joined by journalist Jim Malo to talk about Australia's (alleged) war crimes in Afghanistan, our dipshit media's response to those war crimes, and China using those war crimes to own Australia on Twitter. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and...

Sometimes it's pretty easy to figure out what went wrong with a helicopter crash. This bonus episode could be yours if you subscribe to our beautiful, handsome Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben explore just how badly you can fuck up muck-up day, just how much Australian journalists want to be the Neutral Planet Guy, and just how easy it is to film your own ass shitting while you're on a video call. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben learn about the startlingly lucrative world of racing pigeons. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's an unlocked bonus episode! We've got some shit on this week so we're digging into the archives! *** In this episode of The Theo Philes: Ben and Theo delve into the moral panic around the freedoms that the bicycle afforded to women, and the substances so unbelievably, hideously smelly you can't even study them. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: ww...

Australian Celebrity Chef/Conspiracy Theorist Pete Evans is back and he's crazier than ever! You'd need a state of the art Biocharger NG to cure what's making him post white supremacist memes! We've also got Monster Wolf Robots, Redditor wedding trouble and another installation of Dutchwatch.

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle Andrew Bolt's unflinching commitment to being the wrongest man in the room, Google's crackdown on Dutch seasonal racism, and Western Australia's disappearing time capsule problem. Plus: Theo very nearly does his famous "anthem rant" again. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at...

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are boldly stepping up to the current events of the week and slapping them right in the face. In this episode: Eating out did not help out, the rat hole, getting toilet cucked, and a podcast that is even worse than this one. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.co...

Theo and Ben are in mourning for their favourite shortform video platform Quibi (2020-2020), learning about an earthworm-based mind control technology, and putting forth the suggestion that every single podcaster should be in jail, no exceptions. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.co...

Here's a clip from the episode that isn't us making fun of how Dutch sounds. If you want to hear the rest of the episode where we make fun of how Dutch sounds, subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista

The only thing worse than adults who are obsessed with Disneyland is whatever the hell is going on at the theme parks in the Netherlands. Plus: a horrifying installment of Nature Corner about the awful means by which snails make love. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in a...

Comedian, mime, and video game streamer Tom Walker joins Andrew and Lucy to talk them through the world of self-suck subreddits. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVista

If a hacker remotely locks your dick in a cage but you're wearing the cage hoping someone remotely locks your dick in there, have you really been hacked? Plus: charging entry to Bondi beach to democratise it, rescuing hikers with jetpacks, and Paging Dr Lucy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@b...

Hear more about roofs whipping clear off Teslas and also all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Smooch smooch.

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by friend of the show, pervert, and Business Insider Australia editor JR Hennessy to talk about the ongoing fight between Australia's news publishers and the big boys over at Google and Facebook. In addition to this: using the secret to kill Donald Trump, and eels. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Boon...

Theo has come down with "baby madness" (he had a baby), so Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are left to their own devices to help Scott Adams hypnotise you into doing a big cum. All this plus: flights to nowhere, secret subterranean man-caves, and shooting your own dick off. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mail...

He's the sentient mandog with a million names. Get this and also the rest of our bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's another installment of The Theo Philes, as Ben and Theo surprise and delight each other with the incredible post-death life of Ötzi the Iceman and the horrible pre-death unlife of Shingy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 180...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk about an important update in the realm of Moon Law, the stress levels in baboon hierarchies, cutting your hand off to spite your insurance company, and mysterious seals. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on...

Is it weird to go on a holiday with another couple? Is it weirder yet to go on a holiday with another couple and *not* have sex with them? Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.

Trump's beautiful boaters are facing Poseidon's damp wrath, Tony Abbott has changed his mind about whether old people deserve to live, The Man Who Ruins Funerals, and Queensland Police continue to be monsters. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or...

There's no lonelier creature on God's green Earth than the primate that rafts alone to South America. Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.

Here's an unlocked episode of the Patreon-exclusive series 'The Boney Island Whitefish', in which Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley recap season 5 of the extremely ridiculous Bones. To get the whole series, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins Andrew and Riley for an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamentals. This week the b...

Theo and Ben are joined by Free To A Good Home's Ben Jenkins to talk about the strange and troubling world of space law as it relates to selling pieces of the moon to nerds. *** Outro: Poor Moon - Canned Heat *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or...