Afternoonified

Emily requested, Sara delivered. It's an episode all about one of the more mysterious roadside attractions in the US. Listen as Sara describes the alleged history and contents of the house while Emily descends slowly into madness trying to process it all!

Amidst other discussions about what constitutes as cannibalism and the concept of a Jason Momoa/Lady Gaga Freaky Friday remake, Emily manages to tell Sara all about the lesser known varieties of Vampires. From the Carribean to Thailand, there's something gross for everyone!

There's a conspiracy a(big)foot and the word bullsh-t gets thrown about a lot. Disclaimer: we’re a comedy podcast, and also we think David Paulides is a hack so if you don’t want to listen to us dunk on him for an hour, then maybe don’t bother. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at http://getafternoonified.com This po...

Emily and Sara learn about Barbie's weird German origins, how many jobs she's had, and how many members of the Roberts family there really are. There's also dumb games, Emily forgets how to read and the girls pitch their Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse fancast.

There's more to December than just Christmas, you know. In an effort to shed some light on other holidays, the girls set Christmas aside and get to the bottom of what else people are celebrating. They even take some cues from them and workshop their own holiday.

Ryan tries her hand at the paranormal this week with chilling stories of baby ghosts, murder victims, and a colony of melonheads. There's a whole lot about this strange urban legend and almost as many random tangents that Emily gets set off on.

It's the 51st episode and there was pretty much only one thing our consciences would let us do for this! Skepticism is abound as Emily and Ryan try to explain the timeline and some of the conspiracies surrounding this government facility. Because that's what it is...a f*cking government test facility.

SHANE HOSEA IS BACK! It's also our official 50th episode, but that's a little less exciting. Shane makes good on his promise to return and learn us a few more things about the world of professional wrestling. Spoiler: We found out what The Rock was cookin'. It's not great.

Why do cats purr and dogs poop north? How do birds know where to go? Do Elephants REALLY practice their own religion? For once, we can answer the hard questions and we're gonna fill you in on these and more weird animal behaviors! Think of us as your own personal David Attenboroughs.

It's not all farts, disease, and skeletons here at Afternoonified. That's why we decided to class it up and offer a crash course on how the best food in existence is made. There's history, there's wine pairings, there's...fart noises, actually.

Afternoonified is back after the summer break! Prepare to get yourself good and grossed out as you learn what the hell leprosy actually is and why you probably won't catch it. The ladies take a trip to Flavortown, Emily burns herself trying to make dinner, and everything kind of goes off the rails!

Emily makes a case for the spirits inhabiting a very famous hotel. Come for the story of how Stephen King wrote The Shining, stay for theories about...rocks, I guess. There's cowboys, explosions and ghost maids this week in The Stanley Hotel!

Things are weirder than usual as Ryan guides a severely jet-lagged Emily through the ins and outs of America's favorite disease (right? That's a thing isn't it?).

In the newest installment of "Emily Yells About Religion" the ladies explore the fabled cup that isn't actually a cup. There's knights! There's poor French pronunciation! We even have some dick metaphors because that's all old timey literature really is! Come quest with Emily and Ryan as they try to figure out why the grail is a big deal!

Discussion about the Pacific Northwest's most famous resident leads Emily and Ryan to... a lot of things. Including but not limited to, sheep pubes, anthropology, and general mocking of Bigfoot "scholars." Beware ye who enter: This episode contains light audio issues.

The votes are in and Afternoonified is giving the people what they want! Even if what they want is a story riddled with skeletons, greased chutes, and an admittedly impressive mustache. Emily and Ryan are exploring the architectural hopes and dreams of America's most murderous walrus...H.H. Holmes!

The girls finally take on a topic that's perfectly suited for a non-visual medium! The problem? It's one of the creepiest and unsettling things they've done yet. Come hear Saturn scream, a demon take over a radio station, and other strange and unexplained sounds!

The dead bodies are back with a vengeance this week with an episode that makes young Emily's heart flutter. It's mummies! The kind that were made on purpose...so set aside your curiosity about bog bodies (for now) and settle in for a talk about ancient Egypt, some mud-coated South Americans, and a rousing game of "Show Me the Mummy!"

The ladies take on the mystery of creating thoughtform entities, what the f*ck that has to do with bronies, and why you can't rely on a tumblr post to give you all the info. Oh, and Emily has a soundboard. It's weird.

Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!

It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get rough.

In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and goddesses for all your worshipping needs!

With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Marsh, Emily sets out to explore a topic that she hates with all her heart. There's human hair, Australian marionettes from hell, and something that you should NEVER try at home. It's Haunted Doll Week at Afternoonified and we're sorry.

Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami fill in for Ryan and try to explain something Emily has always wanted to learn about...professional wrestling. There's puns, a surprisingly deep history lesson, and more fun than you can shake a roided out, spandex wearing stick at!

The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven this week with a discussion about how it's not your fault that Cilantro tastes like soap. They also cover the tale of the Lobster Boy, blue people and a number of ways in which your family can betray you!