Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 244: Lost Kingdoms 07.05.2018 54:21 ↓

Someone tried to back-door a WOFF episode, so listen to us talk a little bit about this forgotten game from FromSoft's awkward years.

Abject Suffering 243: Crash Bash 30.04.2018 50:46 ↓

They did the Crash Bash, it was a mediocre smash.

Abject Suffering 242: Uniracers 23.04.2018 57:51 ↓

Everyone forgets that time that Pixar tried to claim unicycles as their own intellectual property.

Abject Suffering 241: Heavy Nova 16.04.2018 45:58 ↓

You know the nova is heavy because the mechs can't even stand up.

Abject Suffering 240: Tag Team Wrestling 10.04.2018 1:06:47 ↓

We're taking a break on wrestling games for a while, so listen in to hear about Gary's Gabriel Knight vacation to New Orleans!

Abject Suffering 239: Dragon Lore: The Legend Begins 02.04.2018 48:14 ↓

Do yourself a favor and at least watch the intro to this game. Holy cow, those walk cycles.

Abject Suffering 238: No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! 26.03.2018 35:35 ↓

This week we play a fun game whose title is both a truth and a dare.

Abject Suffering 237: Terminator 2: Judgement Day 19.03.2018 49:26 ↓

Discussion of the GameBoy version of T2 turns to time travel and weird chess.

Abject Suffering 236: Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt 12.03.2018 46:53 ↓

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do, but we really wish they wouldn't.

Abject Suffering 235: Sleepwalker 05.03.2018 53:23 ↓

A title that follows in the august footsteps of Inspector Gadget.

Abject Suffering 234: Sword of Sodan 26.02.2018 37:56 ↓

The most Psygnosis-looking non-Psygnosis game is virtually unplayable. Seriously, look up a video of this game.

Abject Suffering 233: Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti 19.02.2018 40:29 ↓

It's a spooky and funny, fun and fast platformer from a series that is notably bad.

Abject Suffering 232: Bloody Roar 12.02.2018 57:58 ↓

Brayton Cameron returns to school us on Bloody Roar and usher in the new age of Chili Horse. Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.

Abject Suffering 231: The Senpai 05.02.2018 44:34 ↓

This anti-game is gold, Jerry! Gold! Seriously, go play it right away. We'll wait.

Abject Suffering 230: X-Men: Destiny 29.01.2018 55:19 ↓

Syrg joins us to talk about the infamously bad Silicon Knights game "X-Men: Destiny". We are not taking offers for debates at this time.

Abject Suffering 229: Hook 22.01.2018 41:39 ↓

Peter Pan's all grown up, and it's kind of depressing.

Abject Suffering 228: Lost: Via Domus 15.01.2018 48:08 ↓

It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.

Abject Suffering 227: Irritating Stick 08.01.2018 37:29 ↓

Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.

Abject Suffering 226: Shadow the Hedgehog 01.01.2018 44:55 ↓

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy .

Abject Suffering 225: Phantastmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh 26.12.2017 43:27 ↓

Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.

Abject Suffering 224: Fox Hunt 18.12.2017 39:57 ↓

We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.

Abject Suffering 223: Tiny Toons Adventures: Babs' Big Break 11.12.2017 40:40 ↓

Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.

Abject Suffering 222: Dr. Franken II 04.12.2017 41:26 ↓

This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.

Abject Suffering 221: The Ripping Friends 27.11.2017 40:15 ↓

John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.

Abject Suffering 220: HORSE COP GAMES 20.11.2017 42:46 ↓

With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.