A Date With Dateline

Will the phrase murder-suicide take on a whole new meaning with Conrad and Heidy (with a y)? Will the formation of new super-duo Mank and Moffet lead to a fun, dapper detective spin off series called The Measurementalists? Do you know the difference between a pocket square and a plain old hankie? If you do, can you text me? Will Katie's greatest pun yet, finally push Kimberly to her breaking point...

In Dateline's search for the truth, will it really be worth Andrea having to get up at 4 in the morning to hang out in a dark, abandoned house? Will the challenge of spelling Silhouette correctly, as well as understanding the geographical and cultural intricacies of the Nordic landscape, prove once and for all that there is no way Kimberly and Katie are smarter than a fifth grader? Is Ken a pionee...

Does anything good ever happen at the bottom of the stairs? Does Katie know how to read, or does she still think the title of this episode includes "staircase"? Will a lesbian murderer finally find true love in her church community? Is it time to finally throw out those old paint cans you are storing in your garage? And is a national fast food chain hiding a secret, shocking menu item that could b...

How is a meaningful wink from a witness on the stand to her attempted murderer recorded by the court reporter? Is a 😉 emoticon acceptable? Does being the other woman make you less of a warrior princess? Is Kimberly's mom actually living a double life, using her antiquated flip phone to cover her tracks? What is the appropriate yearly salary to justify buying armloads of expensive cheese? And what...

Will the wealthiest of Charleston society be on the hook for a murder never committed? Is Keith going to escape his most dangerous lean in the bad part of town? Does having someone take a hit on your life mean you might have been meant for a career in comedy? Will Kimberly use this same approach to launch her stand up career and cause Katie to fear for her life? Find out the answers to these life...

Can moustache envy be a motive for murder? How many moustaches does a murderer make? Is moustache or mustache the correct spelling? Can bones hidden deep in the dessert provide clues to a terrible custard-y battle ending in murder? Will Katie give up on this terrible pun? Can Kimberly finally find love and a new hairdo under the Tuscon sun? Find the answer to all these life questions and more…   ...