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We strive...Not necessarily for good, but we do strive...Let's get this Monday going with Opening Audio...Martha Stewart continues to post thirst traps on her Instagram...We wonder who slides in her DM's...Matthew McConaughey shared that the secret to his and Camila Alves’ 12-year marriage is having switched to a smaller mattress: “We got a queen size where we're shoulder to shoulder.”...A woman w...

When you're done reading your Tiger Beat magazine with JTT on the cover, let us have your ear...It is time for Opening Audio...A 27-year-old Ohio man was arrested after allegedly attempting to pose as a student to gain access to Norwich High School...Packed flight forced to circle skies around French airport after air traffic controller fell asleep...Critics are raving about Meta's new wearables....

We would like to let you know that Jeff is nothing like Henry Winkler, and if you would like to explore his body to find his Bachman Turner Overdrive tattoo you are welcome...Do what Uncle Ben says when it comes to making rice...Irish forecourt retailer Applegreen has opened a major new service station in Dunshaughlin, unveiling Ireland’s first Taco Bell...A man was arrested at Delta's Sky Club at...

Howdy Doody...Never do anything prematurely when BTO is on...Rizzo thinks it is Tuesday...Jeff let him know it Wednesday...A workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe...It took 10,000 slices, 4,525 revelers, and four hours on Friday afternoon for New Haven to be officially recognized for throwing the wor...

We received a package addressed to us labeled "best gift ever"...We are afraid to open it...We might have to do it outside after the show...While we are still alive, let's get to Opening Audio...A Florida woman jumped into action after an alligator dragged her puppy during a walk...A drunk Florida woman tries ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is arrested, ‘not the “Baconator she wanted though’......

It has been decided that we need separate lanes for Subaru and Kia drivers...Rizzo & Jeff were almost taken out by a Subaru this morning...A woman bought a magic opossum that was being sold outside of a Walmart and named it Poptart...It has now come to this...Geoffrey is now a gender neutral name...A woman is going viral for naming her daughter Geoffrey...For the second year in a row a family acci...

Do you feel it in your loins? That is BTO friends...Bachman-Turner Overdrive...Let's get to Opening Audio...Walmart has banned a 65 year old man and his emotional support alligator from entering and he is not happy...Make sure you keep your beaver clean...We heard from a brother and sister who adopted a beaver...The Pickens County Library Board is considering moving a number of books to a section...

DANNY DANNY DANNY!! Alright it is no longer 105.9 The Trejo...We have to get to Opening Audio...The Senate floor was taken over by folks talking about aliens...Someone needs to check one guy's hard drive...Whoopi Goldberg revealed she can't afford to retire from 'The View' after 16 years as she approaches her 70th birthday...What does Rosie O'Donnell wear to bed? We had to ask listener Bart before...

Danny Trejo is ALIVE!! And so is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show, so let's get going with Opening Audio...Danny Trejo was not in the movie The Infiltrator, but his costar John Leguizamo mistakenly shared a false death hoax about him, leading fans to believe Trejo had died in 2025...East Hartford Animal Control is investigating and trying to figure out who could have painted two squir...

Let's start with your "who gives a crap" info for the day...Kenny G showed up at the VMA's...That takes us to Opening Audio where you have to know how to tell your kids they suck at something...We will get to that...But first...What a move...A man hired a mariachi band to come to the house after he caught his partner cheating...It played the whole time his partner was moving out...A screaming goat...

We are not spitting on anyone like Jalen Carter of the Eagles did last night...Let's get to Opening Audio this Friday...Man arrested threatens to ‘blow up’ veterinary hospital over pet spider monkey...A man was arrested Tuesday night in downtown Nashville after he was allegedly running around naked and trying to break into vehicles...Louisiana Republican John Kennedy claimed that eating recalled r...

BTO ME!! BTO! Nothing like it! You're right about that statement! Struttin around to start the day to BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE! They were just some of the texts that came in to start the show off today...Now let's get to Opening Audio...An Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney is suing Meta, the parent company of Facebook, because his Facebook pages keep getting suspended. And the trouble is all tied t...

Do you flail your arms in your sleep dreaming of glitter? Well so does Rizzo...Let's open up those peepers with Bachman-Turner Overdrive...News people should stick to their jobs and not impressions...That takes us to Opening Audio...A man who was a newsman gave a bigfoot impression about a bigfoot story...If you buy pre-made fruit at the market don't...A produce manager dropped the dime saying tha...

Well, we have promised you a hootenanny and a hootenanny is what you shall receive...Let's get going with Opening Audio...Hudak is a reporter for WSVN, an ABC affiliate in Miami. The television station told the Miami Herald that Hudak was suspended without pay beginning Thursday. He is accused of stealing the $16,000 Rolex from his neighbor...A man was bit in his bit and cherries by a pitbull...A...

Someone tell Rizzo his "Friyay" days are over!! Go check out the chicks at the soccer game bro...Let's get things going as we head into a long weekend with Opening Audio...A man robbed a bank and got away on a bicycle...Former Bears cornerback Buster Skrine, a fugitive already wanted by the Canadian government for more than a year, was arrested Wednesday in Roswell, Georgia, and charged with 18 co...

LET'S GET NUDE ASHEVILLE! We are learning Asheville loves to be nude at home...We will get more into it later...Let's get to Opening Audio...No one likes a bee in the car...Alexa told former NFL quarterback Matt Leinart the truth...When his daughter asked Alexa to tell her about her dad's career it said his career didn't amount to much...Jelly Roll bought two Jazzy's for himself...Why was Jeff get...

We are all excited about the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but the real question is what does Ed Kelce think? We will get to that coming up...Let's get to Opening Audio...Officers were trying to arrest a suspect on a high speed chase when he got hit by a chicken truck...Trump took another shot at JB Pritzker...Pritzker thinks mayo should be a condiment on the table at a restaurant.....

It's Tickle Me Tuesday...Be careful who you tickle...We start Opening Audio with a linebacker of woman...She was the star of Fugitive Friday...Drem Benjamin took a crowbar to a car and house she thought was the guy she was dating after an argument...It wasn't his house...Another woman attacked a man and three cops after a chihuahua pooped in her yard...A man who was in a stolen vehicle led multipl...

Did that clock radio alarm go off and you felt your legs shaking? That isn't anything medical...That's Bachman Turner Overdrive on your radio...Let's get Friday going with Opening Audio...A guy caught a shark and was taking a picture of it and it bit him...Hey shark...He will see you next time...You cannot cure a hangover by putting your face in a bowl of ice...There's a bear in the house!! A fami...

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 8/21 by 105.9 The Mountain

Let's walk this backwards to get things going this morning...A man with a high-pitched squeal while taking a flu shot kicked off Opening Audio...The man surely sounds like he made that sound more than once and in many different adult situations...Walmart has recalled shrimp because it is radioactive...Have you bought any? Let us check your appendages...A man for absolutely no reason has been buyin...

Well Good Tuesday over there Jeff...Well good Tuesday to you Rizzo...You got a problem with the beaver bro? Will Buc-ee's be coming to Asheville...That was the big chatter on the 105.9 The Mountain Facebook page for the last 24 hours...Let's get to Opening Audio...Crazy ex-girlfriends...That happens a lot...A woman poured salt down her ex's engine...She put glitter in the vents and smashed a windo...

What's the "T" AT&T...As we head into week 2 with no phones, we are still instituting the "TEXT US AND WE WILL CALL YOU CAMPAIGN"...Let's get to Opening Audio this Monday...A man was arrested for putting cameras in porta-potties at a church picnic...He was arrested by ICE...We believe he was actually an American but recording Grandma's got him deported...An 18 year old kid went on a police chase o...

Your Chinese symbol tattoo could mean Rob Schneider is a carrot...That is what brings us to Opening Audio...A woman went through pictures of Chinese symbol tattoos and let people know what they actually mean...Here are a few...Chicken soup and refrigerator...Well hello Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna...She says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’...Pete Davidson was ‘em...

Ever met a "rev your engine kind of guy?" Well Rizzo is your guy...So let's rev it up...Opening Audio time...The finalists for the best restroom in America are now out...We noticed that the Downtown Portland Loo is not on the list...Two daughters were so mad that their father took their phone that they took a pick axe to the back of his Ford F150 and carved Hello Kitty! into the truck...A woman is...